OP is a faggot

Let's go for the basics:

1. programming
1. on the cheap
2. with a scalpel
2. the fundamentals
3. tool knowledge
1. kiddies represent!
2. to the left a touch, bill
3. a penny for torvalds thought
4. development environment
5. exploitation
1. buffer overflows
2. format strings
3. heap linked lists
4. oversight
1. unsigned int overflows
2. Web 2.0 nonsense
3. XSS
4. SQL injection
6. oGODwe'reNOTonLINUXanyMORE
1. Welcome to operating systems that people use
2. x64, sex, life, and you
3. how other people make your life SUCK
1. ASLR
2. DEP (rop rop rop your boat)
3. non-executable stacks
4. being a dick 101
7. post-exploitation
1. priv+
2. ze rootkitz
3. metasploit POWER
4. fucking with people
8. defense (for DC20-CTF)
1. jailing 101
2. deflect their pwns
3. fuck with their pwns
4. reflect their pwns
5. it does the same thing but...it's NOT
9. black magic
1. voodoo.chickens(SACRIFICE)
2. ???

that's my game plan, so far.  I'll try and hit the programming, theorycrafting, and some of the tools today.